What follows are the celebrity look-alikes of various lame fuckers whom Crazy and Medusa have dated. Let us know if you need us to elaborate on any of them or our experiences with them. Indeed, we are more than happy to explain, as best we can.
Imagine a slimy vampire type with blond hair and who loves you with a love that is pure and true, even though you can't be together, because, well, he's a vampire? Indeed, I have experienced this. And it was fabulous.
Um, indeed, no, he was ANGEL! Tragically, had he been spike, he might have REALLY been my One True Love.
As for Michael Dukakis cum John Lovitz.... Well, let me say this. He really was the antidote to Mr. Clean, and I really needed a boyfriend at the time. And he was really fun! I mean, sure, he looked like Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis, but he and I both really enjoyed going out to bars, and I really liked his roommates! (of course, I then broke up with him, dated one of those roommates, and then ruined the living situation, but anywho...)
But yes, I went out with that guy.
Now imagine: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis wearing the Rasta Hat. http://www.costumesofnashua.com/CNWebSite105/Active905/Pages/Hat/Ethnic/PicsHEthnic/HatEthRI1215.jpg That was right before the beginning of the end.
The gnome really rocked my world. Not only did he "work" for a landscaping company, but he was a front man for a very popular local band and none other than the man who wrote the infamous ditty about yours truly, titled "Stella Medusa."
Nik--the Mel Torme of our generation is a lad from Derry (N.Ireland) who distracted me from finishing my dissertation for some time. The gnome and the pseudo-Torme, while both of a type irresistible to the Medusa, are NOT the same person. In fact, the pseduo-Torme is much more like a leprechaun than a gnome.
Party's still going, but much like at the parties in my actual non-virtual space of grad school days, I am leaving Dr. Crazy to officiate. I have an early appointment tomorrow. Have fun, all! (Crazy can provide explanations for any and all of the above, including Christ, Jimmy Stewart, double Leary, Trebek, and cartoon Levitch. Nighty night!)
I think these guys would have to be special guests on the reality show. Like, they show up on an episode about 2/3 through and grill the remaining candidates to determine their worthiness.
Ok, the VV was very much a looks thing. In real life, he was super-generica and super-not-very-witty. But dude, that face? Yep, I dated that face.
As for the Lame Fookers as the equivalent of Bret's "super fans" - perhaps. Except, of course, we'd have to reject their recommendations, because, well, they have all already proven themselves to be LAME. :)
Sis - as for new developments in relationship troubles, I take you to my blog proper, and particularly the "Lockdown" post that preceded this here debauch :)
Yeah, I saw the Lockdown and thought you'd be over here. But I missed the Very Long Comment Post night here and had to catch up.
FB reads the blog; any chance he comes here?
I have to say my life is boring. Now is not the time to try starting up anything new w/ boys, evidently, as I am a little ball of bile and job market anger.
oh, did i mention i dated a guy last year who was nine years younger than me and looked like a ken doll? too bad he didn't put out. though he was a virgin by mere technicality.
yes, i mean the latter. but they are pretty slim pickins in the midwest. and i am by far from silicone-based. more like turkey based. and he broke up with me because i'm not a good christian girl and i don't go to church every saturday. it was doomed from the beginning.
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Ok, I LOVE that you went out with a Ken Doll look-alike (though dude, if he looks like Ken, I feel like he should be obligated to put out, if only for the kitsch factor :) )
As for the super-fans as just an entertainment thing, well, they would TOTALLY work as that. They might even get their own spin-off, esp. because unlike the BM super-fans, they are all wildly different from one another. Indeed, they are a show of their own.
As for FB, he could well come here, and if he did, he'd both laugh and be horrified, esp. by the collage that we are commenting upon :) You know, my rule with FB has been that I don't say a thing about him online that I've not said to him. And I've followed that. And we talked early on about the fact that I won't be censored because of him. Thus, I really don't think he'd be truly mad about anything I might say. Moreover, I sort of think he likes the fact that he counts enough to be a character in the way that he has been one (though I could be wrong about that). Who knows what will happen with him, but I can't keep keeping on as things have been, and he knows that. It just totally sucks.
Ok, quick update (though before that, Medusa has been busy, and has added two the Lamefookers club, two of her own, ha!)
But Heres' the thing: Bret Michaels was in Poison. He's totally washed up. On his stupid show, Rock of Love, in one of the close-to-final-elimination rounds, he had his "superfans" (whores who are in his fan club) come in and interrogate the girls). The suggestion about the lamefookers relates to the fact that they would serve in that capacity, with the suitors on the Academic Lady Professor Reality Show.
For fear of being labeled as one of the anonymous dudes spying on y'all, I'm admitting to stalking the lounge. Really, I'm more of the shy girl in the corner, listening in but not adding anything to the discussion.
Night, Maude! Sorry I've been so lame and slow with the commenting!
Sis: The last pic is of dear sweet Sigmund Freud. And that pic is in honor of a person who on my blog-before-the-current-blog was called "Stupid Freud" - a guy I sort of was in a not-relationship who was a psych PhD student. He actually looks nothing like Sigmund Freud, but more like a young Kevin Costner. Tragically, nobody ever knew what he looked like, because he was my not-boyfriend :)
Back when I had roommates, we'd watch Temptation Island and a couple of the early reality shows together. S. decided she was going to find a fake boyfriend to go on T.I. with and then just hook up with all the other couples (well, guys from the couples) and pretend huge drama and jealousy with her "boyfriend."
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I don't know that it would work with Hot For Teacher the Reality Show, but I agree that bringing them on as the superfans would be a good idea. A skeezy, but good, idea.
LoaF- All we really want is a polite shout-out, which you've given. And for you to feel comfortable to contribute should you so choose. The problem is when dudes read and don't even announce their presence :)
The question is, Sis, whether we could ever get all of them in the same place without some kind of apocalypse happening. I'm doubtful. They exert a powerful force, each and every one of them (especially that Mel Torme, according to Medusa :) )
I have actually been reading long enough to remember Stupid Freud and his antics. And abrupt disappearance. Another lockdown? He seemed to have his good qualities. ;)
Your lame fookers crack me up. If I had a Denis Leary look-alike around, I'd go out with him twice, too.
I have to confess to loving Jimmy Stewart. LOVE. But it's a love that's pure and true, because he reminds me of my dad. My dad was pretty sharp when he was young.
I just don't think the lame fookers are going to work in the same capacity as the superfans. We need people who are fervent admirers, but who for one reason or another couldn't quite make the cut to suitor. Maybe the academic equivalent would be particularly engaging former students who the lady profs would have dated if it weren't such a bad idea, but who ingratiated themselves into your lives/kept coming around (via repeatedly signing up for courses)? Really, the most important thing is for them to really believe that the lady profs ROCK, in an unrequited love kind of way, and while some of the lame fookers might, most of them don't, right?.
Also, they must enter in slow motion with their hair blowing around their heads.
Obviously, Margo, darling, has it. We need _two_ groups, the superfans and the superfookers. THey could be rival teams for our affections, but, like in the Bachelor, the joke is actually on them, the superfookers.
Hmmm, interesting suggestions, Margo. I'll say, for the Lamefookers that relate to me, Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis, "Goose," and David Boreanaz would serve as superfans, in that they would think that I ROCK. As for Mr. Clean and Freud and Vince Vaughn, it's hard to know. As for Med's entries, you'd definitely have Lawn Gnome, Mel Torme, Alex Trebec, Christ, and Keifer. Probably Cochise, too :) That said, I'd be interested in your suggestion of the suggestion of particularly engaging former students. Perhaps there could be some sort of a combo of round one and round two in which we'd include both types?
Yes, yes, superfans and superfookers! They're so different. (As an aside: my sister only has superfans. She keeps deciding they're not very interesting, and casts them aside, where they gaze adoringly at her from the shadows. I don't know how she does that!)
Ok, was commenting while the cage-match idea was emerging simultaneously. CLEARLY it must be a fight to the death. I can't BELIEVE both of you girls have been around since the days of Stupid Freud! How awesome!
Dude, I wish I could cast aside some adoring superfans! Or, you know, keep them. Or even toy with them and then toss them aside when I have had my fill.
Obviously I need to get my work crap done so I can get out more. :)
Crazy, you're why I started to blog. You wrote something that got linked in Higher Ed and it got brought up in my first year get acclimated as a new prof seminar and went to see for myself and I was so jealous. I wanted to play on teh blogs, too. Of course now my blog is a bust, mostly because people from my real life know about it and I am loathe to talk anymore. Maybe I can start a new blog and alert my fav blog buddies to it here in the lounge.
Oh Margo! Thank you so much for saying that! I don't think much about whether my blogging has much influence on anybody, and to hear that it made you want to start... well, that really does mean a lot. And of course you should alert people to any sort of new blog in the lounge. The peeps here won't tell your real life peeps about it. Also, don't hesitate to drop me an email at reassignedtime at gmail dot com to chat about how to make a space that isn't too public - I've learned a bit about that in the past few years.
With that, I'm going to bed. Thanks, all, for distracting from me from my angst :)
FB is SOOOO not Trebek. Trebek (or the guy who inspired him) and I actually share the same birthday (month and date, not year). It's a real problem for me. As for FB, he's everybody's wingman :)
Rally going to sleep now :) Feel free to keep hanging out :)
Sleep well! I keep ducking in here between doing very tedious things like putting articles on Blackboard that I should have put up, oh, two weeks ago. Oops. I'd better go concentrate.
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Is Dennis Leary on there twice because he's the look alike for String Theory Guy (try #2)?
Angel? One of you dated an angel? Or are we talking the slimy vamp type?
Nik--Hahahahahha! Yes--EXACTLY!!!
Imagine a slimy vampire type with blond hair and who loves you with a love that is pure and true, even though you can't be together, because, well, he's a vampire? Indeed, I have experienced this. And it was fabulous.
Yes. This is a lot of information to process. Mel Torme? And is that Mike Dukakis or Jon Lovitz who played Dukakis on SNL?
So you're Buffy and he was Spike?
The gnome?
Where'd everybody go?
Aren't the gnome and Mel Torme the same person?
who dated jesus?
i dated a guy who had jesus hair but looked like the love child of mr. rogers and the dude.
Um, indeed, no, he was ANGEL! Tragically, had he been spike, he might have REALLY been my One True Love.
As for Michael Dukakis cum John Lovitz.... Well, let me say this. He really was the antidote to Mr. Clean, and I really needed a boyfriend at the time. And he was really fun! I mean, sure, he looked like Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis, but he and I both really enjoyed going out to bars, and I really liked his roommates! (of course, I then broke up with him, dated one of those roommates, and then ruined the living situation, but anywho...)
But yes, I went out with that guy.
Now imagine: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis wearing the Rasta Hat.
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That was right before the beginning of the end.
I had a friend that looked so much like this Jesus picture people stopped and stared. And that was in the Paris metro!
He was, alas, totally f'd up.
OMG, you are my hero. Dated a vamp Angel (as opposed to Leo, who was an angel)! This is me, sighing off. I gotta go pee the pups and fall into my bed.
Y'all have fun now, y'hear?
The gnome really rocked my world. Not only did he "work" for a landscaping company, but he was a front man for a very popular local band and none other than the man who wrote the infamous ditty about yours truly, titled "Stella Medusa."
Nik--the Mel Torme of our generation is a lad from Derry (N.Ireland) who distracted me from finishing my dissertation for some time. The gnome and the pseudo-Torme, while both of a type irresistible to the Medusa, are NOT the same person. In fact, the pseduo-Torme is much more like a leprechaun than a gnome.
Medusa just recently saw the guy whom "Christ" resembles riding a bike down the street. What did Medusa think?
"Christ on a bike!"
christ on a bike! that is beautiful!! that could totally take the place of "holy toledo" or something like that.
oh,hey, is it okay that i kinda just crashed the party?
Damn, I just commented on the other thread. But I'm wearing a Jesus t-shirt, fwiw.
man, this always happens when i arrive. i'm always way too late. is the party still going?
I'm still here! Med's fading, though :)
Check. Torme=leprechaun.
On that note, and because I'm out of wine, I'm going to bed.
Until next time! Thanks for the hosting, Doctors Med and Craze.
Party's still going, but much like at the parties in my actual non-virtual space of grad school days, I am leaving Dr. Crazy to officiate. I have an early appointment tomorrow. Have fun, all! (Crazy can provide explanations for any and all of the above, including Christ, Jimmy Stewart, double Leary, Trebek, and cartoon Levitch. Nighty night!)
Ok, so the Gael Garcia Bernal pics were lovely and I am now caught up on the Very Long Comment Thread of Relationship Troubles.
Are there any new developments?
I think these guys would have to be special guests on the reality show. Like, they show up on an episode about 2/3 through and grill the remaining candidates to determine their worthiness.
So was the Vince Vaughn looks or personality-wise? I loved and hated Swingers.
Ok, the VV was very much a looks thing. In real life, he was super-generica and super-not-very-witty. But dude, that face? Yep, I dated that face.
As for the Lame Fookers as the equivalent of Bret's "super fans" - perhaps. Except, of course, we'd have to reject their recommendations, because, well, they have all already proven themselves to be LAME. :)
Sis - as for new developments in relationship troubles, I take you to my blog proper, and particularly the "Lockdown" post that preceded this here debauch :)
Yeah, I saw the Lockdown and thought you'd be over here. But I missed the Very Long Comment Post night here and had to catch up.
FB reads the blog; any chance he comes here?
I have to say my life is boring. Now is not the time to try starting up anything new w/ boys, evidently, as I am a little ball of bile and job market anger.
here here to the job market bile and to no lives because of it. i toast to that.
Well, didn't BM ignore the superfans by keeping Lacey? So it all works out just fine. They're simply around for the entertainment factor.
oh, did i mention i dated a guy last year who was nine years younger than me and looked like a ken doll? too bad he didn't put out. though he was a virgin by mere technicality.
okay, so i'm still stuck on the look-a-like thread. i think i'm out of my element.
Do you mean ken doll as in he had plastic hair and a not-quite-anatomical bump?
(sorry, couldn't resist.)
If you mean "skinny, washboard abs and a spray-on tan," we have those over here by the truckload, but they only date their own silicon-based kind.
yes, i mean the latter. but they are pretty slim pickins in the midwest. and i am by far from silicone-based. more like turkey based. and he broke up with me because i'm not a good christian girl and i don't go to church every saturday. it was doomed from the beginning.
I just have to say that this blog brings out my classier side. Last week I was drinking white wine on the rocks since I had forgotten to chill it. Tonight it will be Green Tea Super Protein Soy drink in a wine glass.
Ok, I LOVE that you went out with a Ken Doll look-alike (though dude, if he looks like Ken, I feel like he should be obligated to put out, if only for the kitsch factor :) )
As for the super-fans as just an entertainment thing, well, they would TOTALLY work as that. They might even get their own spin-off, esp. because unlike the BM super-fans, they are all wildly different from one another. Indeed, they are a show of their own.
As for FB, he could well come here, and if he did, he'd both laugh and be horrified, esp. by the collage that we are commenting upon :) You know, my rule with FB has been that I don't say a thing about him online that I've not said to him. And I've followed that. And we talked early on about the fact that I won't be censored because of him. Thus, I really don't think he'd be truly mad about anything I might say. Moreover, I sort of think he likes the fact that he counts enough to be a character in the way that he has been one (though I could be wrong about that). Who knows what will happen with him, but I can't keep keeping on as things have been, and he knows that. It just totally sucks.
i am so lost on the super-fans and the BM thing. was he the one in poison?
p.s. i'm just slow.
well, ya'll, i'm totally wussing out. the mutts have to go out, and i'm totally fading. wow, i'm really out of party shape--virtual or otherwise.
cheers, and thanks for letting me crash the festivities!
Ok, explain the Geronimo pic or whatever?
The last one is nice, with the intense wrinkled brow and sorta pleading expression.
Ok, quick update (though before that, Medusa has been busy, and has added two the Lamefookers club, two of her own, ha!)
But Heres' the thing: Bret Michaels was in Poison. He's totally washed up. On his stupid show, Rock of Love, in one of the close-to-final-elimination rounds, he had his "superfans" (whores who are in his fan club) come in and interrogate the girls). The suggestion about the lamefookers relates to the fact that they would serve in that capacity, with the suitors on the Academic Lady Professor Reality Show.
For fear of being labeled as one of the anonymous dudes spying on y'all, I'm admitting to stalking the lounge. Really, I'm more of the shy girl in the corner, listening in but not adding anything to the discussion.
Night, Maude! Sorry I've been so lame and slow with the commenting!
Sis: The last pic is of dear sweet Sigmund Freud. And that pic is in honor of a person who on my blog-before-the-current-blog was called "Stupid Freud" - a guy I sort of was in a not-relationship who was a psych PhD student. He actually looks nothing like Sigmund Freud, but more like a young Kevin Costner. Tragically, nobody ever knew what he looked like, because he was my not-boyfriend :)
Back when I had roommates, we'd watch Temptation Island and a couple of the early reality shows together. S. decided she was going to find a fake boyfriend to go on T.I. with and then just hook up with all the other couples (well, guys from the couples) and pretend huge drama and jealousy with her "boyfriend."
Seemed like a great plan.
I don't know that it would work with Hot For Teacher the Reality Show, but I agree that bringing them on as the superfans would be a good idea. A skeezy, but good, idea.
LoaF- All we really want is a polite shout-out, which you've given. And for you to feel comfortable to contribute should you so choose. The problem is when dudes read and don't even announce their presence :)
The question is, Sis, whether we could ever get all of them in the same place without some kind of apocalypse happening. I'm doubtful. They exert a powerful force, each and every one of them (especially that Mel Torme, according to Medusa :) )
Hello life_of_a_fool! (waves. spills wine. shrugs.)
I have actually been reading long enough to remember Stupid Freud and his antics. And abrupt disappearance. Another lockdown? He seemed to have his good qualities. ;)
Your lame fookers crack me up. If I had a Denis Leary look-alike around, I'd go out with him twice, too.
I have to confess to loving Jimmy Stewart. LOVE. But it's a love that's pure and true, because he reminds me of my dad. My dad was pretty sharp when he was young.
I just don't think the lame fookers are going to work in the same capacity as the superfans. We need people who are fervent admirers, but who for one reason or another couldn't quite make the cut to suitor. Maybe the academic equivalent would be particularly engaging former students who the lady profs would have dated if it weren't such a bad idea, but who ingratiated themselves into your lives/kept coming around (via repeatedly signing up for courses)?
Really, the most important thing is for them to really believe that the lady profs ROCK, in an unrequited love kind of way, and while some of the lame fookers might, most of them don't, right?.
Also, they must enter in slow motion with their hair blowing around their heads.
I LOVED your stories about Stupid Freud. I forgot about him. Awwww.
Or maybe it could be a cool "This is Your Life" ultimate cheese-fest type of show. (bringing them all together, I mean.)
Or, alternatley, some sort of cage-match-fight-to-the death.
Obviously, Margo, darling, has it. We need _two_ groups, the superfans and the superfookers. THey could be rival teams for our affections, but, like in the Bachelor, the joke is actually on them, the superfookers.
Hmmm, interesting suggestions, Margo. I'll say, for the Lamefookers that relate to me, Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis, "Goose," and David Boreanaz would serve as superfans, in that they would think that I ROCK. As for Mr. Clean and Freud and Vince Vaughn, it's hard to know. As for Med's entries, you'd definitely have Lawn Gnome, Mel Torme, Alex Trebec, Christ, and Keifer. Probably Cochise, too :) That said, I'd be interested in your suggestion of the suggestion of particularly engaging former students. Perhaps there could be some sort of a combo of round one and round two in which we'd include both types?
Yes, yes, superfans and superfookers! They're so different. (As an aside: my sister only has superfans. She keeps deciding they're not very interesting, and casts them aside, where they gaze adoringly at her from the shadows. I don't know how she does that!)
Ok, was commenting while the cage-match idea was emerging simultaneously. CLEARLY it must be a fight to the death. I can't BELIEVE both of you girls have been around since the days of Stupid Freud! How awesome!
Dude, I wish I could cast aside some adoring superfans! Or, you know, keep them. Or even toy with them and then toss them aside when I have had my fill.
Obviously I need to get my work crap done so I can get out more. :)
Anyboyd want to guess who FB is among the collage? For he is represented :) (Which is of course why he'd think it's bot hilarious and horrifying).
I have to admit that after initial resistance, I'm starting to warm to the reality show. The inclusion of students still creeps me out though.
As you can see from my recent comments, I'm both typing fast and drunk, as not catching typos. My apologies :)
Oh, LoaF, they'd be former students, as far as I'm concerned, clearly. And I've got those going back ten years :)
Crazy, you're why I started to blog. You wrote something that got linked in Higher Ed and it got brought up in my first year get acclimated as a new prof seminar and went to see for myself and I was so jealous. I wanted to play on teh blogs, too. Of course now my blog is a bust, mostly because people from my real life know about it and I am loathe to talk anymore. Maybe I can start a new blog and alert my fav blog buddies to it here in the lounge.
maybe as long as I'm only *watching* the reality show, and not an actual participant, I could stomach it.
I'm really waiting for someone to guess who FB is. I want to know!
Why not? Some people change blogs every few months. (if you start changing blogs as fast as you change your clothes, though, you've gone too far.)
Heheh... FB's not Trebek, is he? Or is he wild-eyed wow guy?
Oh Margo! Thank you so much for saying that! I don't think much about whether my blogging has much influence on anybody, and to hear that it made you want to start... well, that really does mean a lot. And of course you should alert people to any sort of new blog in the lounge. The peeps here won't tell your real life peeps about it. Also, don't hesitate to drop me an email at reassignedtime at gmail dot com to chat about how to make a space that isn't too public - I've learned a bit about that in the past few years.
With that, I'm going to bed. Thanks, all, for distracting from me from my angst :)
Is it the waking life cartoon guy--since he's a F, or V(irtual) B? Or did that one get identified up-thread?
Goodnight everyone then!
FB is SOOOO not Trebek. Trebek (or the guy who inspired him) and I actually share the same birthday (month and date, not year). It's a real problem for me. As for FB, he's everybody's wingman :)
Rally going to sleep now :) Feel free to keep hanging out :)
Waking Life guy is one of Medusa's. And, really, he is a cartoon (in the best and worst ways) :)
er, that would be REally going to sleep now :)
I know, I know! (Sorry, Crazy, with the super sekrit info you gave about his location, I figured it out.) His representative is amusing. ;-)
And I definitely remember Stupid Freud.
Sleep well! I keep ducking in here between doing very tedious things like putting articles on Blackboard that I should have put up, oh, two weeks ago. Oops. I'd better go concentrate.
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Вот, вкратце, из чего состоит SEO, как продвижение сайта. Это всё конечно поверхностно, потому как каждый из этих пунктов имеет множество этапов, нюансов и правил.
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Обзор сайта, планирование оптимизации и продвижения
Анализ сайтов "конкурентов"
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Оптимизация кода (первое предложение, тэги H1, жирный и курсив текст и т.д.)
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