And Yes, We Are Ashamed

Well, frequent visitors to Crazy Medusa's Lounge have come to expect a collage at the end of the evening. A collage that reflects the slumber-party-esque vibe of our establishment, which caters to the desires that we all have to ogle dreamy men. (I mean, sure, there was an aberration or two in the Lame-Fookers collage, but still, some dreaminess to behold.) Tonight, however, we feel that we must confess our most shameful desires. Our most perverse. Indeed, we must reveal the dark underbelly of the thoughts that flicker through the minds of Crazy and Medusa. And thus, we bring you the following:













What we are saying here is that, yes, we would have sex with each and every one of these people. (Indeed, one of us actually has had sex with one of these people.) You think this is not shameful? Let's go through this one more time:












Edited to add the shameful desires of others:

Should you be ashamed?




Yes, you should.




Edited to add the simply and utterly shameful desires of others:

Cisco Adler, totally undesirable (but ballsy, I must say):


Tom Petty:


I personally ike this version of Petty better: